What's your care label?

Nine questions, no wrong answers, one care label. It works exactly like a real one β€” a wash symbol, a bleach symbol, a drying symbol, an iron symbol and a professional-cleaning symbol β€” except the garment is you.

Nine questions. Get your care label. Go.

Question 1 of 9

The alarm goes off.

Be honest, nobody is checking.

Question 2 of 9

A friend's new plan has a hole in it the size of a bus. They want your opinion.

They are already quite invested.

Question 3 of 9

Sunday, 2pm, nothing in the diary.

The whole afternoon, unclaimed.

Question 4 of 9

The group trip. 200 unread messages, nothing booked.

Departure is in five weeks.

Question 5 of 9

Red wine. White top. Forty minutes into the party.

Everyone saw.

Question 6 of 9

One free evening, no obligations.

How you actually come back to life.

Question 7 of 9

Something goes badly wrong at work. Your fault. Definitely yours.

It is 4:40pm on a Friday.

Question 8 of 9

Your clothes. Honestly.

Nobody is judging. The washing machine is judging.

Question 9 of 9

The washing machine is beeping. It finished three hours ago.

This one is the whole personality test, really.

The symbols are real, the science isn't

Personality quiz, so the science content here is precisely zero. The symbols are real ones though β€” every one is on the symbols page with what it actually means.

Nothing here is saved or sent anywhere. Your answers live in this page's own address bar (that #a= bit), which is what makes a result a shareable link β€” so only share it if you're happy for someone to see the answers behind it.

Look them up: all 34 care symbols Β· decode the one on your jumper Β· sort the pile